Mayor Coleman

You love him too and you know it.

Golden Shower

All lady does is pee no matter what she eats.

Kiley has hard poop

When meeting Justin, Nancy, Carly and Jake for lunch Joel and I told the group that Kiley's poop was super hard. (Not sure how that came up, but it did.)

So, while brainstorming an excellent movie (in a world where dead birds are hacky sacks and bacon is gold) it came up that perhaps Kiley could make diamonds by eating coal.

This will never be tried, but funny to think about.

Let's kick it.

In a world where BACON IS GOLD!

Bear is rich as hell!

Go tell it on the mountain

MF'er BEAR in A mF'er Kayak - BEWARE MF'eRz