
I work in a fancy  office building where you get perks like free fruit, coffee, juice, etc... Most  days are typical, go in, work, lunch, work, boring. Then there are very  rare days that makes the other monotonous days worth bearing. I received  this e-mail one day:
  Jennifer,
 It has been brought to our attention that someone on the  12th floor has been putting a banana peel in the men’s handicap  toilet before doing their “business”, making things difficult for the cleaning  staff. This started on Monday and has continued in the mornings since.
 This is a weird one I know, but is there anything you  might be able to send to your employees regarding this matter?
 Thank you.
 
   To this day, it is  still the most entertaining this that has ever happened at work. After the  e-mail the perpetrator stopped giving his yuck a boat with a banana peel. I thought I would share this very true, hilarious story with my friends.  Perhaps the dude was just a big fan of that Gwen Stefani song...  gross.
Moral of the story - don't give people free fruit. They will abuse their privileges.