Kiley has hard poop

When meeting Justin, Nancy, Carly and Jake for lunch Joel and I told the group that Kiley's poop was super hard. (Not sure how that came up, but it did.)

So, while brainstorming an excellent movie (in a world where dead birds are hacky sacks and bacon is gold) it came up that perhaps Kiley could make diamonds by eating coal.

This will never be tried, but funny to think about.