A DREAM COME TRUE

Jump on it! The puddings fine!

CLOSE UP KI-KI

GIVE ME THE CHEESE YOU ARE EATING.

Skate time!

Wish me luck! It is a game weekend in Akron :)

Mayor Coleman

You love him too and you know it.

Golden Shower

All lady does is pee no matter what she eats.

Kiley has hard poop

When meeting Justin, Nancy, Carly and Jake for lunch Joel and I told the group that Kiley's poop was super hard. (Not sure how that came up, but it did.)

So, while brainstorming an excellent movie (in a world where dead birds are hacky sacks and bacon is gold) it came up that perhaps Kiley could make diamonds by eating coal.

This will never be tried, but funny to think about.

Let's kick it.

In a world where BACON IS GOLD!

Bear is rich as hell!

Go tell it on the mountain

MF'er BEAR in A mF'er Kayak - BEWARE MF'eRz

Satan Bear!

Crushed Dreams....

All I wanted was to have roller girls do double dare... but my dreams have been crushed. They don't want to do it. They must hate tiny red flags or something.

See my sweet sketch attached - sigh.

These are a few of his fav-o-rite Thiiiiinnnnngss!

Book Two...

Killer Bee?

and I want to wear your skin as a suit.

Joel, Jack and Aaron thought it was funny so here it is...

Please note his full tummy.

Joel would like a little more time

Models

Thanks for promoting "Pink Calf" Josh and Shannon.

Pizza Force

The can was so tiny...

It was smaller than a Red Bull...

OH! I am the worst too...

If you read Joel's post you know we have been busy-busy.

So here are drawings I did today. Quality as always... please note the tiny can that leads to the next drawing.

PEASTER 2009

Din-Din

Yum! Thanks Surly Girl!

the economy....

...according to Greg.

WATCHMEN SPOILER ALERT

THERE IS BLUE PEE-PEE IN THE MOVIE. Just a heads up.




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Tic Tac Toes

I thought of this when seeing the new Tic Tac "Chill".

Gross.

Dead Kid

I guess a little kid was eaten. That is sad :(

DOTD - Where my bunnies at????

I requested Joel add a bunny to his robot picture and he told me no.



dick.

Least Favorite Meat

1. HAM IS GROSS!

DOLE TOES!

Joel has cute feet, but never shows them to anyone. Which is stupid - because they are way cute.

Face MY Face

I made some faces for my friends

one looks like a tooth

one looks drunk

one is sad

and one is a angry

All I want to do is climb some treads!

I got a tread climber on Sunday, but have yet to use it because I got a cold. Sucks.

New Building Buddy!

A tiny puupy moved into our building and it is soooo tute! She is a French bull dog and looks a lot like my drawing!

Scary Dream 5083

The dream I had the other day was that a bug was living in my hand. It was about the size of a flea.... but could jump like 5 ft. in the air.... and it hurt super bad.


so - yeah...

haunted.

I am pretty sure our elevator is haunted. We always have creepy hand prints on the walls. So, it is either haunted or someone is getting banged in the elevator. Either way - knock it off!

TOO COLD!

DOTD: 12 Pink!

Bub-Bub Bounce!

DOTD:11 JOEL!

DOTD 10! 100% true

You decide : DOTD 9

MINIMALISM or OREO?

Comin' Fur Ya: DOTD 8

WATCH OUT!

DOTD: 7 YOU KNOW THE DRILL

KETCHUP. MOUTH. DONE.

O' Daddy! DOTD: 6

Who you callin' Daddy bitch?

The Great Lakes

This actually grossed me out a little after I was done drawing it. When playing a board game this was my answer to "name the great lakes".

DOTD: 5

This is a sneak peak to the comic Joel and I are going to work on "the uber awkward life of m. steitz" However, Joel is going to draw the real comic. I am just the one with the endless supply of silly stories.

Two_Fur_Tuesday DOTD:3&4

I wish it was sprrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg!!!



And this one is just silly... true, but silly. (I like that these other "drawings" are serious in comparison.)

Funny Yuck Story

I work in a fancy office building where you get perks like free fruit, coffee, juice, etc... Most days are typical, go in, work, lunch, work, boring. Then there are very rare days that makes the other monotonous days worth bearing. I received this e-mail one day:

Jennifer,

It has been brought to our attention that someone on the 12^th floor has been putting a banana peel in the men’s handicap toilet before doing their “business”, making things difficult for the cleaning staff. This started on Monday and has continued in the mornings since.

This is a weird one I know, but is there anything you might be able to send to your employees regarding this matter?

Thank you.

To this day, it is still the most entertaining this that has ever happened at work. After the e-mail the perpetrator stopped giving his yuck a boat with a banana peel. I thought I would share this very true, hilarious story with my friends. Perhaps the dude was just a big fan of that Gwen Stefani song... gross.

Moral of the story - don't give people free fruit. They will abuse their privileges.

Quit it! DOTD: 2

Quit snowing ya freakin' clouds and wipe that smile off your face while your at it!

It's Magic Time! Drawing of the day: 1

Oh, the drawing that will be coming... they are going to be "awesome".